Jed (Marcus Iron) angrily answers the door to find two young Mormon missionaries Gabriel (Timmy Thomas) and Jacob (Sammy Case) have come to save his soul. Jed soon realizes that he should be doing some saving himself after Jimmy Joe makes a bet that he’ll get more wearing the COLT belt buckle. Jed proceeds to saving the two young sexual virgins from a boring straight life! Jed takes them out to a picnic bench in the back-40 and shows them what hard cocks, tight assholes, and soft, wet mouths are REALLY for. This sure beats bible school.